Pale Green Aliens. Little green men. Foo Fighters. Saucerville, Baby. You know you like probes, just admit it. It isn't always easy being an advanced species on a strange planet, but the mother ship broke down here, and we're stuck on Earth until we can fix it. Oh, you didn't know about the Moon, did you? Green cheese, my pale green behind...
Monday, October 22, 2012
Mommy Ship, Where Do Little Green Aliens Come From?
MS: Working.
Home star system: Milky Way Galaxy, Pleadean Cluster.
Current system: Milky Way Galaxy, Sol orbit, Earth orbit, Lunar interior.
Biological reproductive method: Male Palien probes female Palien, who then gestates internally a seed pod for two Earth months. After two Earth months, the seed pod is exuded into a warm, humid, dimly-lit garden plot. After six Earth months, the seed pod melts away into a puddle of green goop, releasing a fully-formed miniature Palien. Further details available via reference in archive *Palien Reproduction and nurture* (Intensive graphics warning)
Zazzo out.
Mommy_Ship_Where_Do_Little_Green_Aliens_Come_From.mp3
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