Mysterious giant hole in Siberia likely caused by global warming, not UFOs or meteors

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/16/mysterious-giant-hole-in-siberia-likely-caused-by-global-warming-not-ufos-or-meteors/

Ha! How little you Earthlings know! These things are caused when a Reptiloid triangle gets a Kagoots up the boots and crashes! This one was from a mothership. Those Russians better be careful in case any of the Reptiloids or their pet Snarks survived!

Zazzo out!