| Episode 000009: The Bean-Counting Begins (Ancient Sumer, circa 3,000 BCE) |
Palien Green
Pale Green Aliens. Little green men. Foo Fighters. Saucerville, Baby. You know you like probes, just admit it. It isn't always easy being an advanced species on a strange planet, but the mother ship broke down here, and we're stuck on Earth until we can fix it. Oh, you didn't know about the Moon, did you? Green cheese, my pale green behind...
Monday, March 9, 2026
Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000009: The Bean-Counting Begins
Sunday, March 8, 2026
Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000008: Pickling The Pyramids
Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000007: Getting Stoned By Sneaky Snakes
Saturday, March 7, 2026
Friday, March 6, 2026
Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000001: First Earth Orbit
Saturday, October 20, 2018
Thursday, July 20, 2017
The Flying Saucer Era...
The Flying Saucer Era...
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
The Adopted Interstellar Sport Of The Palien Green Federation...
Well, actually, we have two sports we learned from you, Earthlings. Well, that and the whole concept of "sports" to begin with. No other species in the known galaxy has thought of so many ways to play with balls or knock them about.
The first sport we picked up from you is Frisbee. The second is disc golf.
We're not sure, but we think that Earthlings playing with flying saucers may be subconsciously related to abduction experiences. I guess it depends on how deeply the inventors were probed.
There's a new one few have heard of yet called "bucket disc." We're still waiting for that one to take off.
Meanwhile, we use the other two sports as drivers' ed simulators for baby Paliens!
#ZazzoOut! \\//_









